Sorry for the pun'y title of the post. When we read the news that cows in Europe had full symphonies played for them to get them to produce more milk... we we couldn't hold back the urge. It turns out that if you serenade cows they will not only yield more milk, the quality of the milk goes up. A renowned orchestra was suckered into the remote German countryside durning milking time with the aim of getting the cows "in the mood".
The outcome, not only a standing hoofed moooo-vation, but better milk. Milk so good that the farmers bottled it with percises labels with each name of the piece of music played when it was being udder'd out. Now this milk produced with classical music ambiance has its own brand name: Konzert Milch.
Now we are wondering, if we plugged in some Wild West Guitars and created our own Cow-chella, how much and taste would that milk be? But that's like asking how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll? the world will never know.
Don't believe us, you gotta see this: